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To me, it's unclear what boat I'm in. My ear does hurt. I've considered cutting my head <br />off and throwing it in the ocean. The pain is intermittent, and in fact I haven't had any for <br />weeks, but when it's around, I would smoke medicinal cxack if it did. the trick. Normal <br />doctors and two specialists were no help. It's not an infection, we have determined. I got <br />hit with an oar once, I always offer. The doctors and specialists nod. So I have chronic <br />pain but not glaucoma and consequently suffer a faker's guilty conscience. Not that fakers <br />are taking pot from the legitimately ill -- there's plenty to go around. Still, I don't know <br />vrhere I belong, waiting room-~xlise, and keep myself between the ailing and the insincere. <br />Uncertainty emerges later as a motif in the medical marijuana universe, but for now, I'm <br />being called into the examining room. Ellis joins me in the bare room, slight, friendly <br />and rushed. He seems breakable. He also has the air of celebrity, probably because he's <br />the only man many people know who can. legalize pot, albeit one smoker at a time.l-Le <br />talks fast, like someone who either has been in an )/.R. for years or has a line of patients <br />out the door, each with a wad of cash. He takes my money and puts it in his pants <br />pocket. "My ear hurts," I say, and I explain the pain. My honed explication of the <br />problem doesn't seem to interest him. He interrupts after a minute, telling me to take my <br />shirt off so he can use his stethoscope. 'fhe checkup is rudimentary. He hears my heart. <br />He takes a peek at the bad ear. I-le looks into my eyes. 1 offer my oar theoxy. There's a <br />brief, touching moment where he pats my arm, not weirdly, and then he's signing his <br />recommendation. For the next 12 months, I'll be a legal medical marijuana smoker. I'll <br />be a legal. medical marijuana smoker in California, that is. California may have approved <br />Proposition 215 four years ago, but 215 has yet to be reconciled with federal law, which <br />still classifies marijuana as an illegal narcotic. There is no consensus on how to interpret <br />the ambiguity. California's medicinal marijuana proponents say medicinal marijuana is <br />protected under law. The police, depending on the county, generally don't arrest smokers <br />who have a prescription, except when they do. Courts often drop cases, depending on the <br />judge, or how a jury might respond. Federal authorities generally say let's wait for the <br />U.S. Supreme Court. Th.ey're referring to the long-anticipated ruling, which is likely to <br />come down this summer. In September 1999, the 9th. U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled <br />that "medical necessity" justifies violation of federal distribution charges. The Clinton <br />administration asked the Supreme Court for an ezner~en.cy order to stop the Oakland <br />Cannabis Buyer's Club from selling pot. The order is temporary, and this summer the <br />court will issue a final ruling on whether federal law permits the medicinal use of <br />marijuana. It will be a significant ruling politically -- a verdict against 215 and similar <br />measures would be a verdict against states' rights, typically a Republican. cause -- but the <br />efficacy of any ban on medical marijuana would be dubious. It can't overturn California's <br />215, or the medical marijuana laws in the seven other states that have passed them. <br />Likewise, state and local police can't be forced to enforce the federal laws. .Discerning <br />any trend in the response to the medical marijuana question is difficult. In January, <br />charges were dropped against Robert Voelker, a Merin County man found growing l 9 <br />pot plants adjacent to his trailer home. Merin Superior Court Judge Verna Adams <br />ordered the confiscated plants returned to the man, according to the Merin Independent <br />Journal_ Given the physician's recommendation. that Voelker subsequently obtained, it <br />seemed no jury would convict him. Other "legal" users don't get off as easy, and the pro- <br />pot groups all have stories of various authorities flagrantly disregarding medical <br />marijuana Legislation. <br />33 <br />75A-42 <br />